– They’re humouring you. They don’t want a woman. A woman is difficult. Hysterical. And you can never really find one who will ever stay. A couple more years, you’ll probably want a baby. And even if they don’t say that to your face, that’s what they’re thinking. Anything else is just your vanity making you believe… – What?
"I’ve spent years trying to figure out why Mr Darcy’s fully clothed swim in his breeches and shirt caused such a sensation. My wife certainly wouldn’t go weak at the knees if I came home in a sodden shirt." - Colin Firth (x)
To be fair though brah you in a wet shirt did not usher your wife into puberty like with some people